Play video games while you drive, what could possibly go wrong?

What’s the one big thing you’re missing in your car? Supersize cup holders for those McDonald’s heart-attack shakes? Self-cleaning seats that wipe all the chocolate crumbs from your arse crevice? Some sort of inbuilt toilet system to relieve your bowels with the convenience and dignity of a decedent aristocrat?

Nah, none of those daft indulgences. What you need is a fucking next-gen games console built-in!

That’s right, everyone favourite billionaire and world’s richest man Elon Musk has created more #lolz with his latest crazy innovation – AAA video gaming available to play in the latest Tesla Model S, an £83,000 all-electric roadster.

And we’re talking some proper horsepower here that would rival a PlayStation 5, at a very competitive 10 teraflops.

To elaborate on this automotive madness, the company touted The Witcher 3 as an example of the calibre of game that will be available to play. Not the newest title then, but one that is still used for benchmarking to this day. It was later announced that Cyberpunk 2077 would also be playable, or probably not as it’s only half-finished and full of a shit ton of bugs.

A hilarious idea on paper…

What’s not clear is how you’ll be able to murder civilians in-game while you go for a joy ride…or go for a joy ride in-game while you murder civilians, whichever way round it ends up being.

The car features a 17-inch, 2200 x 1300-pixel main display, as well as a modest 8-inch rear-row display. Can you game on one or both? We’re presuming the main display could only be used while in park, but don’t quote us on it.

Will there be a custom controller? Who’s making the GPU for this thing? Can you transfer save files or store them in the cloud?

We have so many questions Elon, as I’m sure do the regulators. Soo many questions…